Info
Man, hetero, 56 jaar

Lokatie
Wherever i lay my hat (that's my home), Nederland

Laatst actief
20 okt 2025, 23:21

Lid sinds
29 aug 2025

Aantal uploads
10

E-mailadres
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Ik ben in voor
Afspreken/dating, E-mailen

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies' delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal, then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

Ahh, f*ck it
Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one-night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home